"To everything there is a season, a time for every purpose under heaven." Ecclesiastes 3:1

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Unfortunate Bridesmaid

While playing on Facebook today, I ran across an article someone had posted on one of my friend's wall. This article provided pictures of absolutely hideous bridesmaid dresses. So, I thought I would share them with you... plus some more that I discovered!


"I ain't saying she a gold digger... but she ain't messing with no broke...."
If the bride is marrying a millionaire or professional athlete, there is a significant possibility that she is looking to be a gold digger. For this occasion, this could be the perfect dress!

Dresses with tails... maybe if you have a specific passion for squirrels that would be great... if not, you should probably avoid this style all together.


A dress that looks like its color should be "highlighter yellow" under no circumstances is acceptable.


There is no better caption for this photo than the one in the ugly dress slide show... Toddlers and Tiaras all grown up.


God Bless America... literally, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

You could not get the full enjoyment of these dresses without seeing the bride's dress. It is not just hunter safety orange bridesmaid dresses but a camouflage dress wedding dress. Even for a southern girl this is a little much (OK, a LOT much!).

These are just a few of the ugly bridesmaid dresses I located online. I am sure there are plenty more out there... sadly, you may have a few in your own closet. Future brides beware, do not make your bridesmaids the joke of your wedding. Memories may fade, but pictures last a lifetime.

2 comments:

  1. glad to see that Heather's bridemaids dresses are not in this blog

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  2. Ms. Janna! I loved Heather's bridesmaid dresses!!!! Now, if they had been tie dyed or something a little more interesting, they might have made the list!

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